An estate agent has allegedly been caught having sex with his co-worker’s golden retriever – by his workmate’s 16-year-old daughter.
The daughter said she caught 44-year-old Daniel Reinsvold molesting Cooper the dog in the basement of her home in Wisconsin, reports Fox News.
According to the teenager, Reinsvold had his trousers and pants down with his groin pressed against the dog’s arse.
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Reinsvold’ s explanation – he tried to claim he was ‘just picking up some things he dropped’.
Yeah okay – so at what point in the complex process of picking something up off the floor did you decide to down trou and get cozy with Cooper?
The daughter said the dog ran to her as if he were ‘in trouble’ – which, from the sound of things he was – and then Reinsvold left.
When her dad came home she told him what had happened and he immediately called the police and took Cooper to the vet to be checked out.
Apparently, Reinsvold didn’t have permission to be in the house and he told police he had stopped by to use the toilet but he has pleaded not guilty to charges of intentional mistreatment of an animal, trespassing and disorderly conduct.
The verdict hasn’t come through yet, but I think we can agree his defence sounds pretty flimsy.
I wonder if he’s found guilty he’ll have to pay for counselling for both his colleague’s daughter – no one needs to see that – and also for poor Cooper.