The film every single woman on the planet has been waiting for is out this Valentine’s Day (Saturday, for all those single people that have no idea) and it’s causing a ruckus on social media.
Me, I’m not too fussed. It gives men the means to justify going out to watch the footy when their missus wants to moan about it. Granted, a new 50 Shades film isn’t going to be out every Saturday, but we’re taking a step in the right direction. I think. Probably not.
Anyway, funnily enough, this article isn’t directly about 50 Shades of GREY. No, it’s about 50 Shades of STEVE BUSCEMI, and the prospect of this excites me beyond belief. Never have I watched a parody of something and have wanted it to become an actual thing more than I do this.
Steve Buscemi is love. Steve Buscemi is life.