After a string of fantastic performances during his World Cup stint, Manchester United are ready to put in a bid of £65 million for Monaco’s James Rodriguez. Where united are getting this money from is unknown to us. Perhaps they have put Bebe up for sale.
The 22-year-old is one of the hottest properties in world football at the moment, after firing Colombia into the quarter-finals at Brazil 2014, scoring six goals.
He even performs when he has a big fuck off insect on him!
Plus bonuses, this deal could be worth up to £90 million. Bloody hell.