If you happen to be reading this at 8:47pm, then you are probably single, or a quick finisher.
Lovehoney recently conducted a survey of 1500 couples, and found that a good 80% of of them will be having sex on Valentines Day.
8:47pm is the time that most people get jiggy, too.
New couples rush a bit though, apparently getting a half hour head start and getting it on at 8:07, while married couples take the slow approach and wait until after the watershed, and bonking at 9:07.
It seems like such a precise time. But then I guess it’s an average.
Right… What time is it?