A knuckleduster with a taser. Not sure if that’s badass or dumbass. Either way, I don’t fancy a smack with one anyway.
Available on Amazon.com, these weapons are cheap, and mental. You could be punching and electrocuting people left right and centre for under $50. Madness.
I don’t know exactly who the target market for these are. Perhaps people who want protection from burglars. Maybe people who are scared of an oncoming zombie apocalypse.
And if your missus wants one, they also come in pink.
Although I can’t see them staying on the market for long.