Australian Police Completely Destroy Nickelback For Crimes Against Music

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Authorities in Australia have wisely stepped in to warn people about the dangers of listening to Nickelback.

Nickelback’s “No Fixed Address Tour” kicks off in Brisbane, Queensland tonight and the police in the state are really concerned about the effect the band’s visit could have on the Australian public.


The Queensland Police Service took to social media to warn those Down Under about the significant dangers of listening to Chad Kroeger and the most hated band on the planet.


Police are on the lookout for these men who are believed to be impersonating musicians around Boondall this…

Posted by Queensland Police Service on Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Stay alert and stay safe, people!


So it’s clear that the Queensland police don’t agree with the recent study which claimed that Nickelback have the smartest lyrics in Rock music.

Probably because no person of sound mind and body would actually believe that to be true.