Catholic Priest Likens Gay Sex To Shoving Half A Bagel In Your Ear

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A Catholic priest has actually compared gay sex to jamming half a bagel in your ear, in one of the more misguided analogies we’ve heard in a while.

Reverend John Riccardo was speaking at a three-day event in Michigan called ‘Welcoming and Accompanying Our Brothers and Sisters with Same-Sex Attraction’ when he made the strange comment.

Speaking directly to students, he asked:

What if I just rip open a bagel, I take it, and I cram it in my ear. What would you say?

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According to the Detroit Free Press, members of the audience suggested the bagel doesn’t belong there, with Riccardo agreeing and adding it would “ruin your ear canal”.

Now, admittedly, yes it would. But we’re not sure how this analogy works unless guys have been jammming things in their ears to spice things up in the bedroom?

The reverend did stress that God loves people of every sexual orientation, but urged those with same-sex attraction to practice celibacy. You know, because that’s worked so well in the past…


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