Cheese On Toast Lovers Have More Sex And Are Generally Epic People

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Cheese on toast has long been a snack favoured by the masses, but it seems that not only does it send us into a food coma, it actually says a hell of a lot about us as well.

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According to a study done by Skout ahead of National Grilled Cheese Day (which falls on April 12th in case anyone was wondering) people who indulge in a cheese toastie have more sex and are generally nicer people than those who don’t.

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The poll asked 4,600 people about their both their sexual habits and their cheese on toast preferences, (because cheese on toast in bed after sex is actually more common than you’d think) and it turned out that 32% of the cheese lovers had sex a minimum of six times a month, whereas only 27% of the cheese on toast haters got any.

If you’re a cheese on toast fiend, you’re also probably a nicer person, with 81% saying they donated food and money to the needy compared to the anti-cheese on toast brigade, who stood at 66%.

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So basically, if you want to be a happier person and have more sex, all you need to do is eat cheese on toast. For breakfast, lunch and dinner. Sounds like a pretty good deal to us.

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