Horny pair Lei Mei Ni and her boyfriend, brilliantly named Dong Jen, clearly didn’t want to stop having sex when they were caught by police.
The couple from China were caught in a carpark in Bengbu, China and when told to stop Dong shouted “Hang on, I’m nearly there!” before continuing.
“When the guard came over, rather than cover up, he just started to speed up.” said Guard Tain Yu, 40.
“Clearly he wanted to get the job done. And he did. I wouldn’t say it was shocking, more weirdly comical.”