This is 3ft 7in James Lusted, who was handed crayons and a colouring book by a waitress in a Cardiff Restaurant.
The 26-year-old sat down for a romantic meal with his 5ft 7in fiancee, Chloe Roberts, when the waitress returned to the table with a colouring book for James and some crayons.
The waitress soon realised she’d made a terrible mistake when James thanked her in his deep, adult voice. Luckily for the waitress, the couple have a very good sense of humour and found the whole situation hilarious. They even said it was the highlight of their night.
James said: ‘As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn’t a child. She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock. But I am man enough to see the funny side – I would never take offence.’
The couple have been laughing about it ever since. I doubt the waitress has been though. Nightmare.