I know quite a few people who watch Countdown with an erection – mainly because I know quite a few people who have the hots for Rachel Riley.
But today, a different sort of erection made an appearance, and this time it was on the other side of the maths genius who picks them pesky letters.
Contestant, Anne, was the first to reveal her whopping erection, which might I add, is a powerful eight letter word. Then, shortly after, it turned into a word orgy when the other contestant revealed it too.
Nick Hewer, two erections and Rachel Riley. That sounds all kinds of wrong.
Only on countdown!
(I did try to be subtle here, but there’s just no way around it.)