Get Your Shit In Order People, Judgement Day Is Coming Tomorrow

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eclipse 600x426 Get Your Shit In Order People, Judgement Day Is Coming Tomorrow

Most of the time a Friday morning is cause to be fairly chipper – the weekend is on its way and there’s only one more day of work to go – but this Friday, prepare to be afraid. Very afraid.

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Judgement day will be here at 9.45am, before most people have even had their morning coffee, after the solar eclipse – also known as the ‘day of judgement’ by Mark Blitz and his wacky theories – arrives.

eclipse 1 576x426 Get Your Shit In Order People, Judgement Day Is Coming Tomorrow

The rather strangely opinionated guy claimed:

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In Jewish tradition, a total solar eclipse is a warning to the Gentiles and a sign of judgment on the nations.

When we look at where the darkness will be, it will be in northern European countries like England and Sweden where we see the rise of Islam and anti-Israel sentiment. Europeans especially should take heed.

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So there you have it – oh, and given we’re in Europe, we are especially f*cked, so let’s hope everyone has paid their taxes, given money to the homeless and been nice to strangers in the street.

Otherwise, it’s probably best to say your goodbyes now.

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