Reddit never fails to deliver. And boy has it delivered with this story. This one comes from subreddit Today, I Fucked Up, and it’s an absolute cracker.
Basically, this subreddit is where people go to confess the bad sh*t that’s happened to them during the day. Just get a load of this one:
Now I’m not sure about you, but I fully rate this girl for this! It might be pretty vile. In fact it definitely is extremely vile. But what an absolute trooper. This is the kind of girl that will go to the ends of the earth to please her fella. If annual girlfriend awards actually existed, there would be a petition right under this wall of text.