Is your stag-do next weekend but you still don’t have your plans sorted? Well, this group of lads might just have the solution for you!
These guys are currently selling their services on eBay and offering the “ultimate stag-do” experience.
And they’re offering the amazing service to anyone who fancies a wild night out in Sheffield next weekend for the low, low price of 99p.
Apparently, the lads think stag-dos are the best nights out but, as they’re all hitched nowadays, there’s nobody left to organise one for. So they got creative.
The raucous weekend comes with the tag, “GETTING MARRIED? HAVE YOUR VERY, OWN EPIC NIGHT OUT & STAG DO – WEDDING RINGER: 1 BRAVE EBAYER, 7 STRANGERS & AN AMAZING NIGHT OUT”.
And, to be fair, it does look pretty awesome – it includes a full ‘stag do’ costume, drinks package, bottle of spirits and one nights accommodation. And you don’t even have to be getting married to take advantage of this offer!
In full, the advert says:
Welcome to our auction, a little odd, yes! But there is method in our madness.
So, long story short, we have run out of people, to have a stag do party with / for & we all know, there just isn’t a better night out, than a full on stag do, well, in our experience anyway!
We are a bunch of guys in our early 30’s but still love to party like we’re 21.
We are looking for one up for it, brave, special ebayer, to join us for a crazy night out!
This advert is for a fully-fledged stag party, on Saturday 8th August.
The winner of this auction will be treated to a full night out in Sheffield UK.
We’re not interested in whether you’re getting married or not but for 1 night, you’ll be centre of attention!
The auction / deal / package will include the following…………………………..
ALL drinks paid for, for the night – drinks are on a what-ever comes basis & they come thick & fast.
Your very own special bottle of spirits, for your consumption, on the night (sealed & new)
1 nights accommodation.
A full “stag do” style costume.
If you are not getting married, its not a problem – we will go along with you being the stag for the night & all the attention it brings.
Over 21’s only – proof of age will be required, as we do not want a wasted night!
Payment is required via paypal once auction is complete.
All drinks brought, must be consumed – no-one likes wastage.
The stag costume must be worn.
An amazingly good sense of humour, is a must & will be required at all times.
If you want to have a laugh for the night, then this, is an auction for you!
The date is non transferable, your dues are done / night is over, at 3am on Sunday 9th August (we’ll be happy to continue, if there is a place that’ll take us)
Transport to the destination is not included but, if you can make your way to a convenient meeting point, we will happily pick you up / drop you off, on route.
Any / all medical conditions / issues, must be disclosed & we will not & cannot, be held responsible for non disclosure of information.
No refunds, as we will do all in our power to make this an epic night.
This advert complies with all ebay rules and regulations.