Guy Earns £650 A Month Writing Hardcore Porn About The Apple Watch And Tetris

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A man who wrote an erotic novel about the Apple Watch has claimed his stories earn him $1000 (£650) per month.

Leonard Delaney has published a series of pornographic short stories based around increasingly bizarre topics, with titles including ‘Invaded By The iWatch’ and ‘Taken By The Tetris Blocks’.

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Delaney’s latest novel features a young woman who gets down and dirty with an Apple Watch, while a previous book ‘Conquered By Clippy’ is about a torrid affair between a woman and the infamous paperclip assistant on Microsoft Word.

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Delaney, who writes under a pen name, sells the unique books on Amazon’s Kindle store.

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Speaking to Gizmodo, Delaney said:

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The writing is intentionally crappy in some ways. It helps to have this persona of a dude who is kind of a virgin and doesn’t know anything about female anatomy.

I’m not sure we’d rush out and buy any of of these novels but they do all sound a lot more entertaining than 50 Shades of Grey, to be honest!


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