Paul Robert Benson is a Manchester United fan. He is also a thief, and decided to combine his two favourite pastimes with disastrous effect.
The dude from Belfast decided to go on the rob wearing his United shirt, with his name on the back. Rule number one of being a thief mate. Don’t wear a name tag.
Obviously police quickly identified him and even the judge joked that he may as well have worn neon signs identifying himself as a thief. Burn.