I’ve never eaten a bag of dicks before. I’ve never been told to eat a bag of dicks, either. But if this happened to me… I definitely would.
Imgur user ‘budwick’ posted his surprise delivery yesterday.
The package arrived with no return address, and as budwick wasn’t expecting a package, he was apprehensive to open it. Obviously he did, though.
He said he is ‘offended… but delighted’. Which is fair enough. He added:
The worst part is..they’re delicious.
Upon further inspection, he found a website at the bottom of the note… Dicksbymail.com.
Brilliant stuff. You can send a bag of dicks anonymously to somebody that you dislike.
The website states:
Dicks by Mail is the easy way to send that feeling to anyone in your life that deserves that feeling of sadness, disappointment and betrayal.
In only a few minutes you can send a literal Bag of Dicks to that special asshole in your life.
You know the one.