Guy Snorts Five Lines Of Coke, W*nks In Beer Garden, Police Not Happy

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That awkward moment when you snort a load of coke and sit in a pub beer garden furiously masturbating for 40-minutes.

Michael Brian Scott knows all about this. The 35-year-old Blackburn man has just pleaded guilty to outraging public decency in court, and is in custody awaiting sentencing at Preston Crown Court, the Lancashire Telegraph reports.

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He was caught pleasuring himself in the beer garden of Clitheroe Kate’s pub, after snorting five lines of cocaine and drinking.

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The prosecutor, Catherine Allan, said: “He was in the beer garden of Clitheroe Kate’s on Mincing Lane and people were constantly walking past.”

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Richard Prew, defending, said Scott couldn’t explain why he did it, and neither could his partner:

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He has been working as a fork lift truck driver for the last two years and lives with his partner who sat at the back of the court. She reportedly finds his behaviour difficult to explain.

To be fair, it would be fairly difficult to explain why your partner put in a 40-minute wank session in a beer garden.


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