Here’s What Bartenders Are Really Thinking About You, Apparently

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Ever wondered what the person serving your drink when you’ve had ten too many is thinking about you?

Well wonder no longer, because now we have an answer, courtesy of a Reddit thread.

The opinions range from bartenders who take their jobs really seriously and have opinions on all customers, to those who really just don’t give a f*ck.

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That might be because they’ve finally realised most people are idiots and not worth bothering with, or just because it’s a temporary job for them.

So without further ado, here is what bartenders think. Apparently.

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So there was drink discrimination…

Just know what you want to order when the bartender gets to you. Don’t be like make me something fruity.

If someone orders a Midori Sour, they get carded. No one orders one unless they are 12.

And those who only cared about the cash…

Ironically, I always found the guys who got the girly drinks tipped better. And that’s the only way I cared to judge my patrons.

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And the downright odd opinions…

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All you have is Bud Lite? Disgusting, I’m a Coors lite man. That there is a quality beer.

Yeah this guy is a f*ing idiot. (I’m not judging this man on his drink of choice. I’m judging him for his sheer hatred towards a beer that is practically the same as his preferred beer.

The hypocrites…

I have a friend who recently went on a rant about how a drink defines a person and what you have in your hand is who you are and a conversation starter, blah blah blah.

Then he says “Me personally, I’m a cape cod guy”. I lost all respect for him after that statement.

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This guy just doesn’t care…

Do I think that you’re a dumb college girl or a gay man if you order something “girly” and sweet?

No. I’ll think you don’t like the taste of alcohol and peach schnapps is delicious. Do I think you’re a little inexperienced if you order a “Cuba Libre”? Most likely, but that’s okay. Do I think you’re tough if you order a nice scotch?

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No. Do I think less of you if you order Bud Light if we have craft brew available? No. Everyone has their reasons. Do I think less of people for what they order? Almost never.

If I do, it’s about the person’s delivery of the order, not about what the order is.

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Not even sure what to make of that…

As I’ve said in a similar post, the most baffling encounter I’ve ever had was when Lt. Commander Worf ordered a prune juice, chilled. Some kind of warrior he is.


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