Would you believe that hiring male strippers to cavort around in their tight thongs didn’t go down all too well for Alfredo Garcia, Mayor of Columbian town Anzoátegui? Because it didn’t. In fact, so bad was said idea that the man in charge was forced to issue an apology for his decisions.
The main reason behind the utter disaster was the fact that Garcia decided to hire the strippers on International Women’s Day – and you can see how things declined alarmingly. The Mayor has claimed that he was unsure of just how it happened – but we are not exactly convinced that was the case.
The hapless fool tried to rectify the situation and issue a grovelling apology through Columbian Newspaper El Tiempo, saying:
It was a big mistake, and inappropriate for Women’s Day.
I signed the contract but didn’t know what the show consisted of.
To be honest, I was completely unaware that muscular men would dance in their underwear.
We would suggest reading that contract a little bit more carefully next time – that or hiring Channing Tatum.