Husband Sends Wife A ‘Sex Rejection Spreadsheet’



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A man decided to draw up a spreadsheet detailing the amount of times he had sex with his wife, so she posted it online.

He saw it as an opportunity to ‘make a point’ and wrote a list showing the couple had made love three times in nearly two months, with ‘excuses’ his wife had given for turning down sex.

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‘My husband sent me an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip,’ she wrote on Reddit.

‘It’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.

‘According to his “document”, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.’

She then posted the spreadsheet itself on Reddit.

One bit of advice.. If you’re struggling to satisfy your wife, don’t take to Microsoft Excel.