A French inventor claims to have created a pill that will make your farts smell of chocolate.
He’s called Christian Poincheval, and he’s about to change the breaking wind game forever. The 65-year-old says that he came up with the idea during a dinner where he and some friends had stomach problems, and none of them wanted to drop the ball.
He explained: “We were at the table with friends and after a hearty meal, our farts were so smelly we nearly suffocated. Something had to be done.”
Brilliant. And after already inventing a pill that make farts smell of roses, the chocolate one is available just in time for Christmas.
Finally, farting in a lift won’t just be pleasurable for you alone. Everyone can now enjoy your flatulence.
You lot try it first though, cheers.