So it turns out Jennifer Lawrence is single again after flinging 37-year-old Chris Martin this week.
The Coldplay singer is 13 years her senior, and we’re assuming he was as boring in the sack as his music is, but don’t quote us on that.
To be fair, rebounding with Jennifer Lawrence after splitting up with Gwyneth Paltrow is a pretty bad ass move, so we have to applaud him on that.
And now Jennifer is single again. Not like any of us have a chance, but it’s just nice to be reminded, I guess. Probably not. We just wanted to call Coldplay’s music sh*t. What a waste of an article.