Harry Potter is back – but everyone’s favourite teenage wizard is now middle aged and battling grey hairs.
Fans have been offered a glimpse into Harry’s future after JK Rowling resurrected her hero for a new short story that reunites him with his old friends at a Hogwarts school reunion.
But the real question is, are we going to see Hermione as a MILF?!
The new, ‘Pottermore’ story, describes the now 34-year-old Harry as having grey hair and battling middle-age.
Ron has aged less well with his ginger hair “thinning slightly”, obviously. His wife Hermione (lucky b*stard), Harry’s wife Ginny, and their children all feature in the story.
In the final film of the series – the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 – a much older Daniel Radcliffe could be seen alongside his co-stars as they waved their children off to school.
In the new story, Rowling has given Harry a mysterious cut over his cheekbone which signifies his membership of a top-secret group of wizards called the Aurors.
But we don’t care, we just want to see Hermione as a MILF.