Kim Jong-un’s mysterious disappearance and addiction to cheese saw him grow so fat he broke both his ankles.
The North Korean dictator recently disappeared from the face of the earth, and it was later revealed that a cheese addiction was the cause of it.
South Korea’s largest newspaper claims that he’s currently recovering from two fractured ankles after the strain of his new fatness put too much pressure on a pre-existing injury, causing the bones to crack.
A source to the newspaper said that the 31-year-old had undergone surgery at the Bonghwa Clinic, an exclusive hospital for significant people.
He hasn’t shown his face in public for over a month now, and the rumours are being thrown around like crazy on Weibo, China’s version of Facebook.
One thing is for sure, I much prefer his addiction to cheese and broken ankles to the preparation of world domination.