According to a new survey, young British lads are very worried about the size of what’s in their trousers.
A new YouGov poll has found that most 18-24-year-old men in the UK wish they had a few more inches tacked on to their tackle.
Apparently, 42 per cent of British guys would like a larger penis, compared to 36 per cent who love their package just the way it is.
Men yearning for a longer schlong is nothing new, of course, but the study suggests that blokes in the UK worry about it a heck of a lot more than their male counterparts in the U.S. or Germany.
This is despite the fact that other studies suggest that the majority of women are more than content with the size of their partner’s goods below the belt.
For those wondering, according to meticulous research by scientists, the normal size of a bloke’s package is 5.2 inches (13.12cm) when erect, or 3.6 inches (9.16cm) when flaccid.
Cue a rush for the tape measure from all male readers. Just make sure you’re measuring it from the base, lads…
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