This cheating husband propositioned his wife’s friend by pulling down his trousers, but she wasn’t impressed, so her reaction was to go down and bite his nob off. Ouch.
Florin Ionita had been at a picnic with his wife and some friends when his wife kindly offered to take some friends home when he seized the opportunity to make his move on one of them. But he didn’t have the reaction he quite expected.
When his wife returned to pick the 24-year-old up, he was screaming ‘Call an ambulance, it’s going to fall off’. It seems the young woman bit his penis when he took oof his trousers to proposition her.
His wife had this to say about the unusual situation:
When I came back I saw him with his trousers around his ankles clutching his private parts and saying “Call an ambulance, it is going to fall off”.
Demanding an explanation the husband had to explain what had happened. Although his wife has now forgiven him:
I have forgiven him as he was only trying to do what all men try to do – but when I called the ambulance I didn’t do it too fast, and I told them not to hurry.
Maybe it was his attempt of defending himself that convinced her? As he said ‘I was only trying to pass the time’.