After one man felt short-changed by a prostitute, he decided to go and redefine escalation.
Having paid for half an hour with the woman, he was left unsatisfied on so many levels, only getting to spend 10 minutes with her.
He then decided to call the police. Yep, that’s right. 999.
The call was made from north Manchester on Thursday, October 2, with the police taking a pretty dim view of this, given it’s serious timewasting.
They later tweeted the call, and reminded others to think before they dialled.
GMP Newton Heath
‘I paid for 30 mins with a prostitute but she only provided 10 mins. I want to complain’