Man Gets Huge Penis Tattoo Lasered Off In Bid To Win Back Wife

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If you’ve been on holiday abroad you may well have seen many a drunken reveller enter a tattoo parlour to receive a poorly planned reminder of their trip at an ungodly hour.

Well for one father-of-four, that mistake was even easier to make at home as he had been gifted his own tattoo gun.

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Stuart Valentino chose to ink his left thigh with a comedy penis that crept well outside the line of his boxers, and shock horror, his wife was not amused.

The 34-year-old was unable to go on holiday with his family, or even take his three-year-old daughter to swimming lessons because in his words “t looked as though my penis was poking out.”

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Now whether or not people would have believed it to be his real penis is up for debate, despite his confidence, but nevertheless it obviously was inappropriate.

After over half a year of constant rowing following the incident, Valentino’s wife booted him out and said she wanted a divorce.

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The Lorry Driver has since started the painful, physically and financially, process of removing his ‘masterpiece’ in a bid to win his fuming partner back.

Hopefully it is not too late to salvage the marriage but the whole affair serves as a pretty good example of two things: 1. If you want a drunken tattoo go to a professional. And 2. I’m sure it’s obvious; don’t get a comedy knob on your leg!


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