Man Gets Legit Doctors Note For His Poor Sexual Performances

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There are a few things we know about this guy. He’s called Shaun, he’s bad in bed, has a good relationship with his doctor. Oh, and is a bit of a genius. The last one is undecided.

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After injuring his back twice. Once at work and one in the ‘bedroom’, Shaun decided to get his GP to put together the above doctors note. And it’s brilliant.

The note reads like this:

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He WILL BE UNFIT TO CONTINUE his USUAL OCCUPATION or SEXUAL services. Shaun can only take part in sexual activity flat on his back with minimal effort on his part.

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This guy is rewriting the rule book. Salute.

[via Complex]

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