If this guy’s advert on Craigslist actually works then I will be really surprised. On the other hand, homeless people are in desperate need of warmth this time of year, so it just might. And we’re not sure if that’s a good thing.
Enter this Craigslist post entitled Homeless girl wanted:
I work in the oilfield (mid 20’s) and have no time to date so I’m looking for a homeless girl that wants a place to stay . You do not need to work just cook clean and bedroom fun. I want someone I can chill with watch movies with and play PS4 with and gamer girls are a plus. You go from the streets to a big comfortable bed , hot bubble baths , and good food and a person to cuddle with on the couch. I want a girl to take to movies walks in the park , and to share hot coco with when the winter comes. You must be drug free and willing to stay that way. I have a high sex drive and love to cuddle. If this sounds like something you would be willing to try please send a couple pics to prove you are real and put the word “Home” in the title. You must swallow. I am real and it has been a little rainy lately, in fact it’s raining right now and all weekend!! Any RACE is fine under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you’ll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation…..!! Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks
It escalates a little bit at the end there and gets creepier and creepier as it goes along.
But I suppose the real question here is, what sort of single dude in his mid 20s lives in a house this well kept and homely? I smell bullshit. And if it is actually true, homeless girls need to stay away. So all in all, it’s a pretty lose-lose situation.
Here are those pictures of ‘his’ home: