50-year-old John Balmer was arrested for possession of drugs whilst wearing a t-shirt that told everyone he had drugs. ‘Murica.
Balmer was shopping at a Kmart with marijuana and meth on his person. Apparently when Balmer saw the police he tried to give the contraband to the person behind him in the checkout queue but obviously they didn’t want any free gear.
As he went to pay for his items he put his bag of drugs on the floor, which is when the police officers approached him.
The best part is that if Balmer didn’t act so suspiciously he might have actually gotten away with it, as his arrest doesn’t seem to have that much to do with the top he was wearing. But the irony is incredible.
Either John has got major bants, or he just wanted to hide in plain site. Either way, he’s a f*cking moron.