A shepherd from Argentina has been pronounced dead after sex with a scarecrow went very wrong.
The 58 year old man, Jose Alberto, dressed the scarecrow up and added a strap-on sex toy to it, and was eventually found by police, dead next to the scarecrow.
A spokesman claimed:
I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realized one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig,
It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow. We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.
We don’t really know where to begin with this one, so we’ll just let you run with it in the comments section!
[via NY Post]