Most Bizarre Photoshoot Ever Involves A Lobster Over Vagina – And It’s ‘Progressive’

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Hollywood stars are used to doing plenty of photoshoots, but this one from Chloe Sevigny, which was for Marfa Journal by Haley Wollens and Brianna Capozzi, must have tested even her boundaries.

The shoot centred around four images, with ‘raw’, ‘decadent’, ‘romantic’ and finally ‘progressive’ categories – and in case you were wondering which one the lobster falls into, it’s not raw as you may think, nope, it is apparently progressive to place a lobster over your bits.

The following one falls into the ‘romantic’ category, because being eaten by a big bad wolf is just seeing Christian Grey and raising him his BDSM shit with a bit of serious biting…

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PETA of course had something to say about the photshoot and were not best pleased, claiming:

We’re too kind to say what a pity it is that the lobster wasn’t alive and wearing knuckledusters.

So all we’ll say is that we hope one day Chloë will realise how inferior she seems compared to a little animal who was killed just to cover a t**t

Here we have the ‘decadent’ attempt, which borders more on drag club for us, but then what do we know…

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And best of the lot, this one falls under ‘raw’ because the lobster, despite not even looking half way cooked, does not qualify…

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Not sure what the big man upstairs would make of that nun like ‘raw’ image, but for now, we’ll just concentrate on the fact that you can now be ‘two times a virgin’ apparently.

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