Nestle Slammed Hard For ‘Massive Cock’ On Milky Bars

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Chocolate kings Nestlé have had to apologise after a lawyer discovered what resembled a penis imprinted on his Milky Bar.

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Robin Jacobs, 31 was ‘surprised to see a massive cock’ on his bar of white chocolate as he munched into it during the World Cup final.

Shocked by his finding he believes the giant tasty chocolate phallus is inappropriate for children.

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He said: ‘What on earth is a penis doing on a kids’ chocolate bar? There’s no point denying what it looks like. It is obvious – we can all see it.

‘I’m normally a Cadbury man but I decided to give the Milkybar a go and look what happened.

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He added: ‘I always have a way of remembering World Cup’s and now the 2014 World Cup will always be remembered as the “Milky Bar penis” – it’s not a great way to remember it.’

I bet he’s fun at parties..

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