You’ve probably all experienced a bird sh*tting on you from a great height. But have you ever had a plane do it to you? Karen Bass has.
The poor woman from New Zealand, left her house to find her roof, yard and car COVERED in excrement. She’s convinced the faeces isn’t from animals or birds and has sent a sample to be tested in a lab.
She told the Herald on Sunday “The first thing I thought when I walked out of my door this morning and saw it, was that an airplane had s*** on us. You open the door and it smells like s***, I’m absolutely disgusted at the moment. The amount of crap everywhere is horrendous.”
Other residents have admitted to being dumped on in the past so this could be a running problem. The government’s Civil Aviation Authority denied it, and blamed migrating ducks. A victim from the neighbourhood told the paper “I fought it hard, we got tests done that proved it was human matter and even at that point the CAA still kicked their heels in, they wouldn’t have a bar of it.”
Imagine this happening on a Monday morning. I’d just give up for the day and go back to bed.