Orgasm Machines Actually Exist Now – And A Vibrator Is Not Required

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Ladies. The moment has arrived. No longer will you need B.O.B, no longer will you have to beg your other half to put their tongues to good use. Now you can achieve orgasm through a MACHINE – and it is guaranteed to rock your world.

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That is all because of Stuart Meloy, a surgeon, who if he is actually telling the truth has become a hero among women, after claiming to have created the device that will allow instant orgasms controlled remotely.

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All you will have to endure is a procedure that has been compared to having a pacemaker installed – you can even be awake through it – and just in case any orgasm starved women out there were wondering, ‘it’ consists of having electrodes implanted on the spine and a signal generater placed just above your ass.

So the downside is that it can only be used on ladies who have serious issues getting an orgasm, not ones who just have crappy partners in bed – but we think there will be plenty of ways to get around that – and as Concordia University neurobiologist Jim Pfaus quipped, given women who don’t necessarily need boob jobs certainly still have them, a small operation for world class orgasms seems a drop in the ocean compared to that!

[via Gawker]

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