Yova Kana Shaday decided he wanted to donate some sperm before he became too old to do so. At the age of 69, you might think that request is fair enough, if a little bit late already, but when you factor in that Shaday is already a convicted child molester and facing trial again, it becomes a VERY bad idea indeed.
Said child abuser asked to be released from prison, where he is awaiting trial for failing to register as a sex offender, and wanted to donate his specimen as a last attempt ‘to be fruitful and multiply’ which is creepy in itself.
The request was rejected by Brooklyn Federal Court and no sperm was donated. Thankfully.
We are still not sure how he thought this would one, be a good idea and two, actually convince any court in the world to release him, but clearly he did. Madness.