Parents Write The Most Outrageous Party List Of All Time For Kid’s 1st Birthday

By : Rebecca Knight |


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There is a saying ‘it’s the thought that counts’ when it comes to gifts, but apparently, according to one set of parents, this is not the case. In fact, they demand a hell of a lot more.

For their kid’s first birthday party, which, let’s be honest, will NEVER be remembered by the child, who will probably be totally unaware of it in the first place, they have sent out possibly the most demanding and outrageous birthday list of all time.


They don’t want any Frozen or Peppa Pig stuff, no, these parents want a play tunnel and tent, a water table, no personalised gifts, oh and they make a pretty big thing about including the receipt so they can return things and buy formula instead.

It would’ve been a whole lot simpler just to ask for the cash, because blatantly, that’s what they want.