To be fair to Piers Morgan, I think he knows exactly how these things will go before he sets them up, but still, it’s always fun to see him receive a good trolling.
This time it was in the form of a Twitter Q&A session, and pretty much the whole of the UK and large portions of the U.S. got involved.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 7, 2015
The public were on top form, with an array of responses mainly concerned about actual piers. You know, the ones that are covered in bird shit and sit in our rainy seaside towns…
#AskPiers Which is your favourite pier? Or do you prefer jetties? I'm not allowing The Cobb in Lyme Regis. That's a sea wall.
— Louis Barfe (@LFBarfe) July 7, 2015
#AskPiers Do you all feel pain when one of you burns down?
— David Simpkin (@SimplerDave) July 7, 2015
— Jimi Walsh (@JimiWalsh) July 7, 2015
Brilliant. Others just chucked all sorts at him…
#AskPiers Galaxy Ripple or a Flake? I digress, how are you not in prison?
— Fifi. (@fifi_manson) July 7, 2015
Do you think that your constant need to name drop and force celebrity friendships stems from being unpopular tosser back in schl? #AskPiers
— Magna Cum Loudly (@Womilee) March 10, 2015
Can I redeem my Nectar points online or just in store? #AskPiers
— Chris Adams (@ChrisA) July 7, 2015
You're walking through a desert when you see a tortoise. You flip it over on its back in the sun. You're not helping. Why is that? #AskPiers
— Ian Rennie (@theangelremiel) July 7, 2015
#AskPiers Do you ever think you're looking in a butcher's window at a cured ham, then realise it's a mirror?
— discount haunting (@FrogsWonk) July 7, 2015
#AskPiers do you reckon has anyone ever said to you 'Pleased to meet you' at a social event and meant it?
— itsmr0 (@itsmr0) July 7, 2015
#AskPiers Is it true that even Sepp Blatter thinks you're an unethical arsehole?
— Andy Stanley (@AStan1006) July 7, 2015
Take a bow, everyone.