Chances are, you probably know somebody that is at Glastonbury festival this weekend. Your’e probably already sick of their Facebook, Twitter and Instagram accounts being overloaded already, and the music hasn’t even started yet.
A Facebook group called ‘Glasto Chat’ featured a story from an unnamed divvy that tried to prank his girlfriend by eating their Glastonbury tickets, then reveal that he had made copies of the tickets to trick her. Top prank, mate, hilarious.
Except the dickhead ate the wrong tickets instead, which actually makes it a lot funnier.
I did it to the real tickets by mistake! One of them I completely swallowed and the other one has a bite taken out of it.
Do you think we’ll still get in if I explain and take the scans?’Advertisement
I suppose they tasted better than expected yes but that’s not the point! Wtf am I going to do! My girlfriend still thinks I swallowed the scans.
There’s no update yet as to whether he has got into the festival, or if he even still has a girlfriend. I hope he is watching it on telly, like I have to!