We’ve heard of swinging but this guy might have got the wrong idea when he was arrested for simulating a sex act with a slide.
Christopher Johnson, 46, apparently has a fetish for children’s playground equipment and has now been banned from going near any slides in the future.
He pleaded guilty to outraging public decency in Stoke Green Park on August 18 and was handed a three-year Criminal Behaviour Order at Coventry magistrates’ court.
The order is not limited to playgrounds and actually bans him from attending any location where there’s a slide, including parks, leisure centres, swimming baths, lidos, or recreation grounds.
Johnson was also slapped with a three-year community order, which includes attending sex offender treatment for 18 months, a rehabilitation activity requirement, and a £380 fine.
Incredibly, this isn’t even the first time he’s been caught getting down-and-dirty with a slide – in July last year, Johnson stripped and performed a sexual act on top of a slide at Coundon Hall Park in Coventry.