A female (we think, it’s hard to work out) teacher turned up drunk for her first day at school, and forgot her pants too.
Lorie Ann Hill, 49, had been drinking vodka all morning when she bowled through the doors of her county school at 9am.
But it wasn’t long until teachers found her slumped over a desk, in the wrong classroom..
But that’s not all. She was blind drunk and smelling strongly of alcohol, while COMPLETELY naked from the waist down.
How does that even happen?! She was bundled into a pair of shorts while police were called.
Hopefully they weren’t from lost property.. She probably smelt bad enough already.