The Best Bits Of Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast

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If you didn’t already know, Justin Bieber received a Comedy Central roasting over the weekend. And if you don’t know what a Comedy Central roast is, you basically have to sit there while other celebrities rip the p*ss out of you. Brutally.

The 21-year-old laughed off comments about his relationship with Selena Gomez, his ‘criminal’ record, hairstyles and pre-pubescent Belieber fanbase. And he took it all on the chin.

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Here are some of the best things that were said to him…

“Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word r*tards.” – Natasha Legerro

“Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.” – Shaquille O’Neal

“Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here.” – Kevin Hart

“Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theatres.” – Ludacris

“Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?” – Jeff Ross

“Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right.” – Snoop Dogg

“Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house – not gangsta” – Kevin Hart

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Then, after the show Bieber decided to get a little serious…

This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my d*** kicked in. I should have known.

I lost some of my best qualities. I’m looking forward to being someone to be proud of. Someone close to me once said how you rise from a fall is how you are truly defined as a man.

Fair play fella. But you’re still a knob.