If you didn’t already know, Justin Bieber received a Comedy Central roasting over the weekend. And if you don’t know what a Comedy Central roast is, you basically have to sit there while other celebrities rip the p*ss out of you. Brutally.
The 21-year-old laughed off comments about his relationship with Selena Gomez, his ‘criminal’ record, hairstyles and pre-pubescent Belieber fanbase. And he took it all on the chin.
Here are some of the best things that were said to him…
“Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word r*tards.” – Natasha Legerro
“Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.” – Shaquille O’Neal
“Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here.” – Kevin Hart
“Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theatres.” – Ludacris
“Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?” – Jeff Ross
“Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right.” – Snoop Dogg
“Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house – not gangsta” – Kevin Hart
Then, after the show Bieber decided to get a little serious…
This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my d*** kicked in. I should have known.
I lost some of my best qualities. I’m looking forward to being someone to be proud of. Someone close to me once said how you rise from a fall is how you are truly defined as a man.
Fair play fella. But you’re still a knob.