The First Dildo Of The 2016 Presidential Election

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Are your politicians not fucking you over enough? Do you feel like they are sticking to their promises and not giving you the rogering you would expect from them? Well don’t just sit there doing nothing – take matters into your own hands with this presidential dildo.

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OK, on a more serious note, a group of artists are using 3D printing to make the point that presidential candidate Ted Cruz is a dick. The team have started a campaign on Indiegogo to make a bunch of dildos with the bust of Ted Cruz as the tip – or bell end.

tedcruzgiphy The First Dildo Of The 2016 Presidential ElectionTed Cruz is a Dick, rendering (Photo: Indiegogo).

There have been some strange uses of 3D printers up to now, and some weird crowdfunding campaigns to boot, but this is one of the weirdest and funniest yet.

GTY Ted Cruz ml 130819 16x9 608 The First Dildo Of The 2016 Presidential ElectionHere's what he looks like in person if you're wondering.

The two person team behind the campaign explained in the campaign notes:

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His college roommates call him “abrasive”, “arrogant”, and “creepy.” His classmates remember him as a “college debate prick.” Fellow Republicans have claimed he shows a “smug arrogance” and say he’s “off-putting”, “unlikeable” and “annoying”. In other words, Ted Cruz is a…. well, you get it.

What’s more, the people who know Cruz from college say that humour was the one thing that would “unravel him” and completely throw him off course.

What better way to satirize his political career than by making the most long-lasting legacy of his presidential campaign the transformation of Ted Cruz into a literal dick.

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The team need $5,000 to turn their dream into a reality, but the real question is.. Does anyone want Ted Cruz inside them?


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