Waste not, want not.
These two guys, Wang Tan and Yang Wu, were boarding a plane at Baiyun International Airport in the city of Guangzhou, when they were approached by security about their £800 bottle of Tiger Bone wine.
Want Tan said:
Little girl, it’s good stuff inside.
It’s aphrodisiac wine that was bought from my buddy’s hometown.
You know, it’s very, very expensive. It cost us a good 8,000 yuan.
Smell it, feel the aroma.
It exceeded the allowed liquid allowance, and were told to either drink it, or bin it.
They drank it.
The two men took it in turns to drink directly from the weird looking tiger sculpture, and were warned that drunk passengers would not be allowed to fly.
So they walked in a straight line to prove they were sober, saying:
We both can drink like a fish, but we’re afraid of wasting the aphrodisiac.
We won’t bring this kind of stuff any more. If we do, we will register it as checked baggage.
If you’re going to spend that much on a drink, you’re going to want to drink it.
No need to be a dick about it though.