I enjoy fishing every now and again. It’s relaxing. I also enjoy beautiful women. So obviously, the following calendar is definitely something I am going to buy.
Introducing the 2015 Carponizer calendar, that merges beautiful, naked women with CARP. It retails for €18.95 (£23.26) and is made by German fishing equipment company, Carponizer.
The description of the calendar on Amazon translates (roughly) as:
Also for 2015 appears the Carponizer carp calendar again. It was not easy to catch the bounce carp for the shoot, but we’ve done it again. The erotic Carponizer carp Calendar 2015 is here! During the shoot greatest emphasis was placed on the well-being of carp and cute women. Who hereby can not make friends, we recommend the fish fingers calendar, where everything is hidden under a crispy breading. The Carponizer carp Calendar is a treat for the men’s heart beat faster. * High quality offset printing refined with Varnish * 12 nice pictures to look at * 30 x 42 cm * unique in the quality of the recordings !! by RFshootings * * Angel Spiral-bound calendar
Probably one of the greatest paragraphs of all time.
These were all the photos available on Amazon, they’re probably saving the best for the real thing. And I’ll find out when it arrives. Because I definitely bought one.
Images courtesy of Carponizer erotischer Karpfenkalender 2015.