Apparently a Big Mac wasn’t good enough for one couple, who were caught having sex in a McDonald’s drive-thru and accused by a judge of turning their car into a “human zoo”.
Lisa Gray, 28, was spotted with her feet poking out of the driver’s window as she performed a sex act on boyfriend Rhys Higgins, 24, at 4.30am in the restaurant’s car park in Morriston, Swansea on May 6.
And a judge blasted their “animalistic lust” after hearing how McDonald’s staff just feet away actually witnessed their acts.
The two had been out drinking and were waiting for their order when things got a little bit out of hand.
Speaking at Swansea Crown Court, prosecutor Craig Jones said:
Gray put her hands into Higgins lap just yards away from staff. She received encouragement from Mr Higgins to perform an act of oral sex. She stretched herself onto him and then proceeded to put her legs through the driver’s window to free up more space. Mr Higgins mounted up on top of her and performed [a sex act] on her.
Apparently they became frustrated when they were kept waiting for their food because of a fault with the grill, so they decided to fill the time in the less-than-appropriate manner.
And Judge Paul Thomas QC definitely didn’t see the funny side of the whole thing.
Your animalistic lust led to two of you to lose any shred of dignity and self-respect. The two of you turned yourself and your car into a human zoo. Your act led to the disgust and horror of staff who had been a matter of feet away from what you were doing. It wasn’t just something that happened in the spur of the moment as it carried on for 20 minutes. You are both now adults in your mid-twenties and you should have grown up by now!
The couple, both from Swansea, were given four months jail suspended for 12 months, with the caveat that they’d be put behind bars if they offend again.
Gray was put under a four-month curfew to stay indoors from 9pm to 7am, while Higgins was also sent on an alcohol rehabilitation course, and each were ordered to pay £900 costs.
Gray pleaded guilty to a charge of lewd, obscene and disgusting nature in a public place in a restaurant car park. A smirking Higgins admitted the same charge. Talk about a costly moment of passion!