This is Edward Smith. Edward Smith loves cars. So much so that Edward Smith f*cks cars.
Yep, you read that correctly. He revealed it Tuesday morning to Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden on This Morning, admitting that he’d had full blown sex with over 700 vehicles.
He went on to tell the pair (that were struggling to keep a straight face) that he’d lost his virginity to a VW Beetle when he was younger, and that’s where it all stared.
He said: “I got tempted one night to just step outside and gently caress a car and it did something for me, it woke something up inside me.”
“It has to do with the body itself, I have not really been attracted to any kind of penetration.”
“I hug and hold the shape of the car close to me and actually talk to it a little bit. And of course the rest is physical satisfaction.”