It’s the end of the night, you’re bored and sick to death of your guests, what would the perfect way to get rid of them? What about throwing dog-sh*t in their faces? Sounds brutal doesn’t it.
There’s always that one drunk d*ckhead at a party and the perfect way to make them feel not welcome is by purchasing ‘Party Poopers’, no literally party poopers. The party poppers full of dog sh*t that you can pop in their face.
Obviously this isn’t legit, although it’d come in very handy if it was. Maybe a kickstarter campaign?